The same kid who sleeps with a special blanket from when he was a baby was asking someone if he had, “Seen the jizz master?” It honestly made me sick to my stomach. There is no other explanation other than profane. That’s not the only thing that bothered me. He was commenting like crazy - dozens of times a day, all over the place. I don’t know if my son knew it, I didn’t, but you can see a Redditor’s activity if you click on their name. He clicked on his profile and what he found was shocking. It was benign, but still against the rules.

He quickly noticed our son’s username in the comments. My husband looked it up later that evening and casually started reading. He was discussing something with his dad about Lego and mentioned a forum that he was reading and the username. He’d never betray my trust.” And he didn’t. But when I looked at my son, who to me is just a baby, I thought, “Of course he’s going to be truthful. I am a special kind of naive I know that. This was after laying down ground rules, including no commenting or private messaging. It seemed innocent enough, so my husband and I said OK. We talked about what he would be using Reddit for, and he said Minecraft forums and memes. They’re young and just don’t need to be messing with that kind of stuff. I don’t allow TikTok, or Snapchat, or Facebook for my kids.

Recently he asked if he could have a Reddit account. As the oldest myself, I know it can suck, but he takes it in stride. And rarely complains about his birth order. Whether he wants to be or not, he is the guinea pig for everything from sleep training techniques to social networking, and every teeny tiny thing in between. My oldest is 13 and he is our trailblazer.

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